ME: So Michigan is your favorite football team. Do you have a second favorite team?
ME: Well what about Michigan state?
MICHAEL: NO. Michigan is my only favorite football team.
ME: but i mean second favorite.
MICHAEL: no. its only Michigan.
ME: so is there any team that you would want to beat Michigan State OTHER THAN Michigan.
MICHAEL: No. I would always want State to win if they were not playing Michigan.
ME: Oh ok. So Michigan State IS your second favorite team.
MICHAEL: NO! Stop trying to prove a point. I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER FAVORITE TEAMS. My ONLY favorite team is MICHIGAN! NO second favorites or anything.
People. It is serious around here when it comes to Michigan Football.