Mike: Wiiiiife! I cant fall asleep.
ME: Try some things to help you.
Mike: I have. I lied down and closed my eyes.
ME: And what else?
Mike: Those are the only things I know to do.
ME: OK? Count sheep.
Mike: What does that mean.
ME: Imagine them jumping over a fence and just count them one by one.
Mike: That is boring.
ME: That is the point.........Fine then. Count Tiggers.
Mike: I can't
Mike: Because he's the only one.