So I am filling out my registration form for my new midwife. One of the questions asked me how many times I have moved in the past year. HA. I have no idea how to answer that question with the way our life has been.
It makes me think of when I first came home from the race and had to go to the doctors cause I was sick. I went the 3rd day I came home and it was hilarious. My sister took me in and this is what it looked like.
Registration Lady: What is your name?
Me: Well, I think at this office I'm registered under last name Bickel, but it is Murphy now.
Registration Lady: Ok. Is your phone number still (old phone number)?
Registration Lady: What is your new phone number?
Me: I dont have a phone number
Registration Lady: What is your husbands phone number?
Me: He doesn't have a phone number either. Let me give you my sisters.
Registration lady: What is your address?
Me: Ooooo. We don't have one. We use my husbands parents address, but I don't know it off the top of my head and I don't have a number to call him to ask him. (My sister gave me her address to use)
Registration Lady: Insurance information?
Me: Don't have insurance. My international insurance just ended.
Registration Lady: You and your husbands occupation.
Me: hmmmm? (lots of laughter)
Registration Lady: Laughing. Oh hun. You gotta get yourself together.
Me and my sister: (laughing sooo hard) Yeah. Probably!
Good times. Life is stressful sometimes. But life is hilarious.